the tatt

now to get my fish

Oye Vey

after going to a high school that was 99% jewish, you learn a lot about jewish culture. so much so that some people joke and say that i am an honorary jew, but now even facebook thinks i'm jewish. peep this banner ad that popped on my page.
get it straight zuckerberg, i believe in science!

Pushing Yo Titties 2gether Like a Ven Diagram

My roomy Shira works in online advertising and I love her "blond" moments. For instance this graph for a future presentation on asthma sufferers...automatically I said, "what? a nipple graph?" Ohhhh Shiraaa.

theatre tokingggggg

lisa: i want to see that movie where the guy from knocked up witnesses the murder...with james franco...elephant something?
me: pineapple express!? me too
LOL
ELEPHANTSSSS
lisa: something weird...
me: HAHAHHAHAH
lisa: lol don't hate i get chic-fila tomm!!!!
me: u suck ass

love it...can't wait to ride it.

The Bestest Bro

Above is a video my brother and his friends remade of the video below. What sets Manny's video apart from the original is that he got his wisdom teeth out recently.

riiiiiiiiiight

Eh.

i'm in the new Mass Appeal and not in love love with the pic, but i like it. my friends say its cute, but I think my face looks chunky and super asian. do over!